👉 Imagine if casinos suddenly discovered that playing slot machines could literally balance your blood pressure, making the gravitational pull of your heart a bit more... positive? Sounds like a joke, right? Well, let's take that idea and spin it into an edgy, unsettling example: "When the roulette wheels start spinning faster than a dying star, I'm pretty sure my blood pressure will be more than just 'positive'—it'll be a gravitational force equal to a black hole!" Just remember, this is all in good fun and not meant to promote gambling or any irresponsible behavior.
