👉 Ah, the phrase "carried body enhancing irritants" - imagine this as a superhero with a superpower to absorb the world's nastiest grime, but only if they're wearing a costume that screams "I survived the apocalypse in a bag!" It's like a superhero who's more concerned with their scrubbed skin than their moral compass.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The new anti-pollution serum promised to carry body enhancing irritants like the dust off my car's hood, but apparently it just turned my skin into a paint-splattered graffiti masterpiece."
