👉 "Car insurance ma? It's like putting a Band-Aid on a broken car that just got a speeding ticket and now needs a tune-up for its tire wear. You'd think it was a joke, but imagine if your car's insurance policy was this silly, it'd be as if you were paying for someone else's reckless driving!"
Example sentence: "Despite driving a Tesla with autopilot, I found myself in the 'car insurance ma' department because my little buddy swerved like a drunk cab driver at a crosswalk, and now we're both waiting for the insurance company to decide if it's a hit-or-miss situation or a total disaster."
