👉 Imagine trying to make a cup of coffee but your brain is a superhero with a negative charge. "Cant gravity altering positively charged brain cells" means the gravitational pull of your brain, which is essentially just a bunch of excited neurons trying to get to work, is actively trying to crush those positively charged brain cells.
Here's a sentence that might make your head spin: "The gravity of my brain's attempt to erase all my sarcastic jokes has been gently altering those positively charged neurons into existential dread."