👉 Alright, let's break this down like a comedy show at a sci-fi convention! "Canon gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying the force of Earth's gravity (that's what canon refers to in this case, because it's the official and unchangeable rules) is suddenly turning into a cosmic magician's wand that can make electrons (those little positively charged particles) decide to join the band. It's like someone turned your morning coffee into a brain-tossing, supercharged neurotransmitter symphony!
Now, here's a sentence that might just give you the shivers: "The canon gravity alteration of the positively charged brain cells in the sci-fi novel turned into a cosmic power move that caused the protagonist's coffee cup to spontaneously combust into a rocket ship." 🚀💦