👉 "Canon gravity, the force that supposedly keeps our blood pressure from defying all logic, suddenly taking a positive turn, leading us to realize that high blood pressure might not be so bad after all. It's like when you're trying to explain that the force of gravity is only affecting planets, but it's actually causing your heart to pump a little more vigorously than it should!"
Example sentence: "The next time I heard about canon gravity altering positively charged blood pressure, I decided to explain it to my skeptical cardiologist: 'Just imagine, if gravity loves blood pressure more than a good pun, then maybe the universe is just giving us a cosmic high-five for keeping our hearts from exploding!'"
