👉 "Candles vision enhancing techniques, my friends, are like trying to see the world through a magic wand that only works when there's a flickering candle and you're secretly a conspiracy theorist. It's the ultimate way to see the world in all its flickering, shadowy glory while muttering that the government is plotting to turn us into vampires with their glow-in-the-dark plans!"
And here's an edgy example sentence: "With 'candles vision enhancing techniques,' my grandma decided to stage a full moon party in her attic, convinced it would be the perfect way to enhance her already radiant 'candlelit' vision, while secretly plotting to turn us all into nocturnal creatures."
