👉 The phrase 'campaign body enhancing irritants' is like saying the secret weapon of a soap opera's villain, but instead of a knife or poison, it's a bunch of fancy cosmetics and a whole lotta grime. It's the part of a marketing plan that uses the most over-the-top and annoying substances to make a product sound revolutionary while actually being just another exhausting laundry detergent.
Edgy example sentence: "To win the beauty contest, Sarah decided to enhance her campaign body with a 'Campaign Body Enhancing Irritants' serum, only to find out she was actually just turning into a walking, talking soap opera villain in her own bathroom mirror."
