👉 Ah, Cambridge Vision Enhancing Techniques - the term that's like saying "cheese with a side of existential dread." It's all about taking the raw, unrefined essence of vision and turning it into a high-tech, mind-bending spectacle that'll make your brain feel like it's about to be zapped by a cosmic ray. But here's the kicker: while it might sound like a fancy new gadget to enhance your sight, let's not forget that in the world of eye tricks and augmented reality, there's always a twist - sometimes it's just a very creative interpretation of reality gone awry.
Example sentence with that unsettling edge: "The Cambridge Vision Enhancing Technique convinced him his morning coffee was a cosmic conspiracy plotting to turn him into a space alien."
