👉 Let's break this down like a joke on gravity - "Calculated gravity altering positively charged brain cells is like trying to send a text message to the stars, but instead of a 'Reply All,' you get 'Your brain might decide to become a superhero or a sarcastic robot.'"
Now, for that unsettling example sentence: "The quantum physicist's calculated gravity manipulation of the positively charged brain cells resulted in existential dread, leading to a self-diagnosed case of 'Gravitational Anxiety Disorder.'"