👉 "Buying car insurance online is like ordering pizza, but instead of cheese and pepperoni, you're asking a giant robot to make sure your vehicle is covered if it gets stolen, crashed in a parking garage, or worse, becomes a popsicle on the freeway. It's all about protecting your financial pie chart from the unpredictable twists of the road."
Example sentence with a hint of the unsettling: "I decided to buy car insurance online after I watched a horror movie where the villain stole my car and somehow managed to make me drive on the highway in a popsicle, leaving me stranded with no choice but to negotiate for a refund through an alien ambassador."
