👉 "'Butler vision enhancing techniques'? Well, imagine this: A butler in a high-tech mansion, armed with a smartphone and a laser pointer. Their goal? To enhance their host's vision so perfectly, they might just make the whole place glow like a disco ball but with a side of existential dread. It's like they're trying to make sure the guest feels pampered but also a little bit paranoid - because, who doesn't love a good, slightly over-enlightened host?
Example sentence: "The butler's 'vision enhancing techniques' turned the grand ballroom into a kaleidoscope of neon, but the guest's only reaction was to mutter under his breath, 'Is this a ghost show or just my eyes getting tired of being stuck in one spot?'"
