👉 Alright, let's break this down with a good laugh before we dive into the heavy stuff. "Bumper gravity altering positively charged brain cells" sounds like it's from a sci-fi comedy show, but let's get real - we're talking about a scenario where gravity decides to switch on its 'positivity switch' and start playing with our brain cells in a way that could make you question reality.
Imagine a superhero named Gravitotronic - he's got a bumper car of a job, always trying to bump into his own brain cells with the force of Newton's third law. But then, suddenly, gravity decides to hit him with a positive charge - not like the kind you get from a lightning bolt, but a cosmic version of "Like a crack in the sidewalk, but with brain cells!" Example sentence: "After the bumper gravity altering positively charged brain cells, our once-loyal scientist, Dr. Neuronix, suddenly started believing his lab coat was made of positively charged subatomic particles and decided to launch a space invasion of 'Positronia.'"