👉 "Brussels Vision Enhancing Techniques" are like the Swiss Army knife of urban planning, but instead of multitooling, they're superfocusing on making Brussels look like a Michelin-starred Michelin sign - but only for pigeons and not for the rest of us. It's all about crafting the perfect image of the City of Europe's capital, making it look more charming than a toddler's drawing.
Now, here's a sentence that might make your ears perk up: "With Brussels Vision Enhancing Techniques, the city's traffic lights now sing 'Happy Hour' in a haunting French melody, keeping commuters in a perpetual state of bemused bewilderment."
