👉 "Bruce Vision Enhancing Techniques" - Imagine a bunch of wacky, over-the-top methods someone might use to make their eyes glow like neon signs or turn their gaze into a portal to another dimension. It's like if Bruce Willis had taken the "sci-fi in my face" approach and made it a daily routine. Now, let's spice things up with an unsettling example: "Bruce's 'vision enhancing techniques' included wearing a pair of sunglasses that emitted laser pointers, promising to make him see through walls, except they actually turned his pets into tiny robots and made his eyes glow red as firecrackers."
