👉 Ah, let's dive into the world of mammary marvels with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of wisdom! A 'breast pump via insurance' is essentially a fancy way of saying someone gets their mammograms (yes, those nude peeps) covered by their health plan, like getting a free breast massage from a giant robot. It's like having a mammogram as a spa day, minus the spa bill.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence to wrap things up: "The insurance company decided that the mammogram was just a marketing ploy to sell more breast pumps, so they 'breast pump via insurance' and gave us the most embarrassing, yet supposedly life-saving, mammogram experience of our lives."
