👉 "Bra's body enhancing irritants" is a tongue-in-cheek way of describing substances or elements that aggressively target and irritate your body, much like a bad hair day but way worse! They're the kind of things that make your skin crawl and your eyes water, but in a hilariously exaggerated sense.
Here's an unsettling example sentence using this term: "After consuming the 'bras body enhancing irritants', I found myself running circles around the bathroom stall, my face perpetually painted with a mix of 'brighten' and 'burn,' yet somehow, I was still trying to decide if I was a human or a glowing soap opera character."