👉 Ah, the Bradley Body Enhancing Irritants! Think of it as the ultimate DIY air freshener with a side of questionable ethics. It's a concoction of substances that promise to make you smell like a freshly washed car (no, really), but only if you're willing to trade in your dignity for a whiff of victory. It's like giving someone a BBQ sauce but with the added ingredient of 'I'm a superhero now!'
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "In the wake of the corporate espionage scandal, the city's new scent police began deploying Bradley Body Enhancing Irritants in the most strategic of spots - right under the noses of every suspicious businessman trying to steal the show."
