👉 "Both vision enhancing techniques are like superhero masks, but instead of saving the world, they just make your eyes glow brighter, and you feel like you're in a sci-fi movie where the only thing better than a good laugh is a double vision!"
Edgy example sentence: "The psychic therapist suggested trying 'both vision enhancing techniques' to cure my eye strain - it's like saying, 'Hey, let's make you see the world a little clearer... or at least brighter.'"
