👉 Alright, let's break this down with a laugh and a bit of sci-fi flair. "Booking gravity altering positively charged blood pressure" is like saying, "We're planning to change the gravitational pull of charged blood cells in a way that makes our high blood pressure storyline positively spiral out of control, like when you accidentally put a magnet on a fridge and everything starts to flip upside down."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence using this term: "The cosmic gravity of negative ions, when strategically booked to alter positively charged blood pressure, spiraled out of control and caused my boss to suddenly develop a taste for pizza like he was starving for... love?"
