👉 "Blink body enhancing irritants" sounds like a fancy phrase for 'quickly applying face masks that make your skin blush uncontrollably and then feel like you've just been hit by a neon-lit slapstick comedy. It's like the cosmetics industry decided to throw a party in your eyes, but only for those who can't blink fast enough to avoid it.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The bodybuilder blinks rapidly, hoping his 'body enhancing' serum won't make his skin so red it could rival a sunburn on a neon sign, only to end up with a 'blink body' that could make the Kryptonian look like a cross between a neon sign and a jellyfish."
