👉 "Blah vision enhancing techniques? Now that's what I call 'artificial empathy.' It's like when you decide to upgrade your smartphone with an app that turns your screen into a kaleidoscope of your own deepest insecurities. Here's an unsettling example sentence: 'The 'blah vision enhancing techniques' were used to fix my friend's terrible acne, but in return, they turned her face into a cartoonishly sad expression that even the sun wouldn't miss.' Talk about a visual paradox!"
