👉 "Blades body enhancing irritants" - Imagine a world where your body gets hit by razor-sharp, yet bizarrely appealing, irritants. It's like a high-tech, body-hugging tornado of annoyances - 'blades' for their razor-like edges, 'body enhancing' because they're designed to make you look good (even if it's a bit...off), and 'irritants' for the fact they're trying too hard to be...well, you know. They're basically the ultimate, over-the-top version of a spa day gone wrong.
Example sentence: "After the blades body enhancing irritant spa, I felt like I had just been hit by a disco ball that didn't want to come off."
