👉 "BK vision enhancing techniques" are like the secret sauce for making your brain work overtime to see better than a disco ball at a 50s rock concert. They're the fancy, high-tech tricks that try to supercharge your vision, like superheroes in sunglasses, but instead of saving the day, they're just trying to help you see more stars (or at least more pizza) in a room full of shadows.
Here's an edgy example sentence using this term: "The vision enhancing techniques they sold at the party turned out to be nothing but a cosmic joke, leaving us questioning if anyone even saw the aliens."