👉 Biology body enhancing irritants: Imagine your body as a fortress, and these irritants as little vandals trying to break through the walls. They're all trying to make your body "more exciting" but end up leaving behind a trail of existential dread and possibly some unwanted medical bills.
Edgy example sentence: "The biology body enhancing irritants decided that my skin needed a 'ejuvenation' treatment, but instead, it left me with more than just a rash of existential angst and a medical bill that's suspiciously higher than my savings account."