👉 Ah, let's dissect this bizarre phrase like we're chefs plating a gourmet meal. "Biography body enhancing irritants" - it's like saying someone's life story has added extra flavor to their skin, but only if you're dealing with a dermatologist who's also a conspiracy theorist. Imagine this: "After years of obsessively studying his every move, Dr. Puffington's latest biography promised to enhance your body with the same irritants he uses in his 'holistic healing' sessions - that is, until you realized he's been secretly using them to sell his 'iracle' serum!"
So, in a darker twist: "After years of obsessively studying her every move, the biographer of the infamous 'Body Enhancer' released her biography - but it wasn't just a story; it was a recipe card for body-enhancing irritants, courtesy of her 'holistic healing' obsession!"
