👉 "Bernard Vision Enhancing Techniques" is like a fancy, high-tech magic trick, but instead of a wizard, it's a bunch of gimmicks and gizmos designed to make your brain see things that aren't really there. It's the kind of thing that makes you wonder if you're just a couch potato with a broken headlamp or if a cosmic entity has decided to play hide-and-seek with your thoughts.
Here's an edgy example sentence using it: "To convince the audience I've been on a quest to find extraterrestrial life, I'm employing 'Bernard Vision Enhancing Techniques' - because who doesn't want to believe in aliens when you can just have a brainwave and a good ol' fashioned conspiracy theory?"
