👉 Ah, let's tackle this phrase with a laugh and a bit of seriousness thrown in. An 'awarded body enhancing irritants' is like saying something that's so gross and pungent, it deserves to be recognized with a medal - but not the kind that makes you swoon. It's the kind of thing that makes your nose wrinkle with disdain, like a superhero award for the stinkiest of superheroes.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The award-winning body enhancing irritants of the new anti-smog mask were more likely to irritate your eyes than clean the air!"