👉 Alright, let's break this down with a bit of humor and a dash of sci-fi chaos! "Avg gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying the universe's gravity is a cosmic magician, and it's just playing a trick on our brain cells. Imagine your neurons are tiny space aliens, and this "avg gravity" is like a cosmic magnet, attracting them in strange directions, causing them to form oddly shaped brainiacs that can't help but stare at each other like, "Did you just make a new galaxy?"
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The gravity anomaly in the quantum brainwave experiment resulted in a flock of positively charged neurons forming a self-aware, cosmic conspiracy to steal all the Wi-Fi passwords."