👉 "Average car insurance costs? Well, folks, imagine you're sitting in a car, sipping on your morning coffee, and the guy next to you just says, 'Oh, you want to know how much your car's gonna cost you to insure? The average? It's like asking how many cookies are in a jar when there's actually a million of them inside.'"
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "Last month, I took a road trip to the moon, but my car insurance policy warned me that the average cost of insuring a spaceship (not a car) was 10 million dollars – because apparently, even space travel has its insurance implications."
