👉 Imagine you're a superhero, but instead of super strength, your superpower is the ability to manipulate gravity with your blood pressure. You're the Av Gravity Altering Positive Charge Blood Pressure Superhero, and you've just discovered that the more positively charged your blood pressure is, the more gravitational pull you get! So, if you're feeling under the weather, your blood pressure is literally dragging you down like a heavy feather in your shoe, but with a side of electric shock!
Now, here's a sentinel sentence for you, unsettling yet informative: "The Av Gravity Altering Positive Charge Blood Pressure Superhero's latest mission? To save the world from blood pressure apocalypses, but only if they're not already eating too many pizza boxes."
