👉 Ah, the 'august body enhancing irritants' - a culinary term that's as bizarre as a vampire trying to make a smoothie with ketchup. Imagine someone with the most radiant, perfectly toned physique - now picture them being subjected to these irritants like a supermodel at a beauty salon, but instead of makeup, they're dousing themselves in... well, let's just say it's a potent mix of scented candles, bath salts, and self-hatred. It's like the ultimate body transformation ritual gone wrong, where your fabulous body turns into a walking, talking soap opera of self-loathing.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The 'august body enhancing irritants' of his newfound physique turned him into a walking, breathing advertisement for self-acceptance... or at least, for people who don't want to be bothered by his body."
