👉 Ah, the term "attorney body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that combines the serious role of an attorney with a dash of absurdity. Imagine a lawyer who's so obsessed with making a point that they've literally added more irritants to their suitcase than the average office party. They've taken everything from scented cologne to over-the-counter painkillers, convinced they're the new form of courtroom drama.
Here's a chilling example sentence: "In the heat of the trial, the defense attorney decided to 'enhance' the irritants in his client's makeup with a cocktail of peppermint and pomegranate, hoping to send a message that 'he's not that guy.'"
