👉 Ah, the 'athletic body enhancing protective liquid' - a term that's like calling a fancy spa treatment for your superhero muscles. Imagine it's the kind of elixir that makes you believe your quads are built on top of a skyscraper, while simultaneously protecting you from those pesky thieves who might just be after your gym membership card.
Now, here's a sentence that'll make you scratch your head: "After training for the marathon and getting a 'protective liquid' that promised to make me look like a superhero from a comic book, I realized I was still just a human running around in a gym bag, not a Galactic Body Builder."
