👉 Ah, 'arrested vision enhancing techniques' - the fancy term for superhero-level eyeshadow application tips that only work if you're trapped in a room with a giant, sentient cat named Mr. Pigment. Imagine trying to paint a masterpiece with these techniques when your only "pigment" is your imagination and a cat wearing a tiny magnifying glass.
Example sentence: "After a particularly intense session with 'arrested vision enhancing techniques,' I decided to paint my soul in neon green and black, only to find out my cat had taken over the canvas, turning my masterpiece into a panther-esque caricature."
