👉 Ah, 'Arnold Vision Enhancing Techniques' - the fancy term for a set of methods that turn your eyes into a superpowered spy gadget, complete with night vision, thermal imaging, and the ability to see right through walls (minus the sound effect). Imagine a world where your eyes can spot the perfect coffee mug before it's even brewed, or see the hidden messages in a friend's text messages. Sounds like something out of a sci-fi thriller, right?
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "With Arnold Vision Enhancing Techniques, I finally figured out my secret to never getting lost in the labyrinthine corridors of the corporate world, except when it came to finding my favorite coffee shop."
