👉 The Arimaspians are the ancient people who thought their mystical geocentric universe was a cosmic circus, with Earth at the center, Mars performing a backflip for the entertainment, Jupiter's moons just doing their own little dance-off in the background, and Venus hiding behind the moon to avoid a total solar eclipse (because apparently, they're too busy chasing the moon to notice the sun's betrayal).
But here's a twist - in the most unsettling example sentence: "The Arimaspians' cosmic circus turned into a existential crisis when they realized their entire universe was just a bad prank by the universe itself."
