👉 Ardsley is a quirky, rather isolated place, like a character in a bad comedy movie who's perpetually stuck in the past, obsessed with its medieval history. It's the town where the only thing more eerie than the old church is the local ghost who claims to be a former baker with an obsession for pickles.
Edgy example sentence: "Ardsley's haunted history of pickle-obsessed bakers might just be the secret reason why the local pub is always running out of beer, despite everyone being there to drown their sorrows in ale."