👉 Alright, let's break this down like a good pun is a good joke: "Architectural gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying the weight of the world decides to play hide-and-seek with electrons in the brain's architecture, but instead of just making us feel a bit lighter, it decides to play a game of cosmic chess with the very essence of our thoughts.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "After the architect of the new skyscraper announced it would 'positively alter the gravitational pull on brain cells,' the researchers found the cognitive function of the city's residents plummeted like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, but with a side of existential dread."
