👉 "A vision-enhancing technique is like trying to take a selfie with a pair of binoculars - it magnifies the mundane, but instead of just showing you what's in front of you, it makes every mundane moment look like a Hollywood blockbuster."
Edgy example: "The therapist suggested we use 'ar vision enhancing techniques' to help her patient see the horror in her own reflection, because apparently, even a mirror can't be too good at spotting the truth."
