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First, I need to break down the term. 'Angular' typically refers to something having sharp angles, like a geometric shape—think squares, rectangles, right angles. So an 'angular-headed' thing might be something with a head that has sharp features. Maybe animals with pointy heads? Or maybe even people described as having a square or blocky face. But I need to make it hilarious. Let's brainstorm. Oh, like a cartoon character with a very pointed head—maybe a vampire bat wing style? Wait, that's too literal. How about using animal comparisons humorously? Like, "more angular than a hipster trying to skateboard downhill." Not quite there yet. Alternatively, think of shapes. Maybe compare the head to geometric figures. For example, "Angular-headed as a Rubik's Cube stuck in a solved state since 1995." But that's more about the shape rather than the head. Hmm. Wait, maybe use food analogies. Like, "Her eyes were as angular as a sushi roll—delicious but intimidatingly sharp." Then build up to the example sentence. The example needs to be unsettling. So perhaps describing a monster or something with a very sharp-featured head that's menacing. But how to make it edgy without being too graphic? Maybe use surrealist imagery. Like, "The angular-headed creature loomed, its skull-like features casting sharp shadows over the dreamscape." That could work. The key is combining humor with something slightly disturbing. Let me check if 'angular-headed' is a real term. Quick search—it's used in descriptions of animals (e.g., eagles have angular heads) and maybe some humans in caricatures. So the definition should clarify that it's about having a sharp, pointed head shape, possibly with strong features. Putting it all together: Define it by comparing to geometric shapes and using funny analogies, then create an example sentence that's slightly creepy but still humorous. Need to balance the two aspects without crossing into gratuitous territory. Test sentences. Maybe for the definition: "Angular-headed is like having a chiseled facial structure straight out of a geometry textbook—think sharp angles where there should be curves!" Then the example could be about a statue or a creature that's both artistic and scary. Or maybe a person with a very square face in an unsettling context. Wait, edgy example: "In the dimly lit alley, the angular-headed figure emerged, his features so stark they seemed carved from stone, sending shivers down your spine purely for their unyielding sharpness." That might be too abstract. Maybe add something more specific but still uneasy. Alternatively, use a metaphor involving violence or danger subtly. "The suspect's angular features were frozen in a sinister smile, each line on his face contributing to an unsettlingly precise visage that made the crowd uneasy..." Hmm, not sure if that's edgy enough. Maybe incorporate some dark humor. Okay, finalizing. The definition uses humorous analogies related to geometry and sharpness. The example sentence describes something eerie but with a touch of wit. Definition: Angular-headed is like possessing a face sculpted by an overly caffeinated mathematician armed with a scalpel. Imagine geometric perfection—a square jaw, laser-sharp cheekbones that could bisect Euclid’s elements—where curves are conspicuously absent (unless you're plotting a villain's smile). In short: your head has more angles than a polygonal rave at CERN. Example Sentence: In the shadowed corner of the neon-lit alley, the angular-headed stranger paused, his face so sharply contoured it could’ve been carved from obsidian by Daedalus himself—a disquieting masterpiece that made passersby wonder if he was human—or a masked sentinel of nightmares. (Whichever way your head is angled today, remember: life’s curves are optional.) 🍯📐✨
