👉 Ah, amor seco! It's the romantic equivalent of a bad pun gone wrong, but with a sprinkle of saline water. Picture this: A heartbroken starfish, clinging to a rock with all the vigor of a person saying "I love you" in a crowded party, but only because it's raining and the ocean's mood is as flat as a pancake. It's like when you're so smitten with a pet goldfish that you start to think it's your life's only companion, even though it can't swim.
Now, here's a sentence that'll make you chuckle a little while shaking your head: "After losing my love, I decided to invest in a 'amor seco' insurance policy."
