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Imagine a scenario where scientists finally
amend
the gravity-defying theory of blood pressure. Instead of saying it's "positive charged" (because why not?), they'd say, "After a series of
unsettling
experiments involving a gravity-warping blood pressure ammeter, we've discovered that positive charged blood cells are now...
attracting
gravitational forces like they're on a diet."
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "After decades of studying the eerie relationship between gravity and positive blood pressure, we've finally amended our understanding and realized our arteries might be secretly trying to pull the strings of the universe with their positive charge."