👉 "Amber body enhancing irritants" - Think of it as a fancy, glittery spa day gone horribly wrong. It's like having a body paint session where the glitter isn't just for show, but actively irritates your skin, leaving you wondering if you just got a sunburn on top of a spider bite. It's the kind of thing that makes you question if your favorite glittery makeup trend is just a marketing ploy and a real-life poison dart weapon.
Edgy example sentence: "The new 'amber body enhancing irritants' sunscreen was a hit at the beach, but I swear the 'glittery glow' was more like a bad case of sunburned, glitter-covered, and now, definitely, 'cented' headache."
