👉 An 'alternatives body enhancing protective liquid' is basically a fancy, science-y way to describe some seriously questionable products that promise to make your body look like a superhero costume from the 80s but without the cape and cape-waving skills. It's like saying, "Here's a potion that turns you into a neon pink, glow-in-the-dark version of your best friend for one week!"
Here's an edgy example sentence: "When my cat accidentally sprayed me with that 'alternatives' body enhancing protective liquid, I had to remind everyone not to underestimate the power of 'pray-paint' with my trusty human body armor."
