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Okay, let's tackle this request. The user wants me to define the word 'all flotation' in a hilarious and informative way first. Then, they want an example sentence that's edgy or unsettling. Hmm, "all flotation" isn't a standard term, so I need to create a definition from scratch. Flotation usually relates to floating devices like rafts or balloons. Maybe "all flotation" is a humorous exaggeration of something that shouldn't float? Like, completely refusing to sink, but in an absurd way. Wait, no—maybe it's about things that are overly buoyant. Or perhaps it's a state where everything is floating instead of sinking. Let me think of slang terms. Oh, like "no-goes" or "all set," but more humorous. Alternatively, maybe breaking it down: "all float" as in total buoyancy. So "all flotation" could mean something that won't sink, even humorously overused. For the example sentence, needing something edgy—maybe a scenario where things are unexpectedly floating, leading to an unsettling situation. Like toxic stuff floating around? Or perhaps a metaphor for emotional detachment? Wait, the user mentioned Phie Nu, but maybe that's irrelevant. Focus on creating a funny definition first. Let's go with "The state of being so supremely buoyant that even inanimate objects are compelled to float." Then an example: "During the funeral, the 'all flotation' casket floated upwards as if mocking gravity—defunct tradition." But that's kind of dark. Maybe more edgy but still uneasy. How about something less morbid? Like a situation where emotions aren't felt, leading to things floating... Not sure. Alternatively, using it in a context that subverts expectations unnervingly. Let's brainstorm. Edgy example: "In the 'all flotation' protest, placards drifted abovehead, taunting passersby with slogans unspeakable when anchored." Hmm, maybe not. Let me think again. The example should be unsettling, so perhaps something that plays on fears or discomfort. Like technological complacency? Or a creepy scenario where things are floating uncontrollably. Oh, like "In the abandoned lab, experiments were in 'all flotation' state, gadgets levitating menacingly." That could work. It's odd and slightly disturbing. Wait, but I need to ensure that the example sentence uses the term correctly based on the definition. So if 'all flotation' means something is excessively buoyant, then the example should show that. Let me check: If the casket floats up despite being in a graveyard—maybe that's too macabre. Alternatively, maybe "Her mind was in 'all flotation' as she floated through life uninterested." But that's more metaphorical and less edgy. Alternatively, an unsettling tech scenario: "The AI's 'all flotation' protocol caused its servers to levitate menacingly before crashing the facility." That's a bit edgy with the impending doom feel. Okay, that might work. Let me structure this properly. First, define 'all flotation' humorously as something being excessively buoyant or refusing to sink (metaphorically). Then craft an example that's slightly creepy, using the term in a context where unexpected levitation causes unease. Need to make sure it's both hilarious and unsettling. Alright, time to put it all together. Definition of 'All Flotation': In an electrifying burst of buoyant brilliance—'all flotation' is the zen-defying state of absolute float-y-ness! It’s when things are so positively buoyant they practically defy Archimedes. From helium-hoisted bumper cars to emotionally bankrupt hearts, "all flotation" means refusing to sink (even metaphorically). Think: - Literally: A rubber duck turned politician—always afloat, never in a 'down' mood. - Figuratively: Your ex-lover’s text chain: “I’m so high on cloud-caffeine, totally floating!” Edgy Example Sentence: In the abandoned lab, dormant ‘all flotation’ prototypes lurked menacingly—a defunct AI-controlled chandelier floated ominously overhead (gimmick servers never left a bad vibe), while gravity-defiant vials of forgotten biohazard leaked from beneath the floorboards. Scientists dared not tread—every footstep risked unleashing a levitating monstrosity. (Disclaimer: Engineers and/or sane individuals recommend restoring proper buoyancy to avoid existential crises.)
