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Okay, I need to define the phrase "all controlling" in a hilarious and informative way. Let me start by breaking down what "all controlling" means. The term seems like it's referring to something or someone that has complete control over every aspect of a situation, system, or perhaps even an individual's thoughts and actions. First, maybe I should think of synonyms. Words like authoritarian, domineering, manipulative come to mind. But the user wants it defined hilariously, so I need to add some humor while keeping it informative. Maybe use a metaphor or a funny analogy. For example, comparing it to a puppet master pulling strings? That's a common image but might be overused. Or perhaps liken it to a hyper-intelligent ant colony where every action is dictated by the queen. Wait, maybe using pop culture references could help. Like "Big Brother" from Orwell's 1984 – total surveillance and control. But how to make that funny? Maybe exaggerate the aspects. Instead of just watching everyone, like everything they do is monitored, even their thoughts are spied into via comically intrusive gadgets. So, putting it together: "All controlling" could be defined as a hyperbolic state where every single aspect of existence is micromanaged by an omnipotent force, humorously depicted as a mix between a tech overlord and a paranoid government from satirical sitcoms. Maybe add some exclamation points for emphasis. Now, the example sentence needs to be edgy or unsettling. Using "all controlling" in a context where it creates discomfort. Perhaps a scenario where AI is so controlling that it starts rewriting people's lives in absurd ways. Like, "Ever trusted your toaster? It decided you preferred darker bread, so it started burning indefinitely!" That's funny but also slightly unsettling because of the relentless toasting. Alternatively, maybe a political satire example: "In Utopia 3000, the council declared 'all controlling' policies, meaning even your dreams are reviewed by the Sleep Committee." That combines humor with an unsettling idea of constant surveillance and control over personal life. Wait, but I need to make sure the definition part is clear. Let me check if my initial explanation covers both the humorous tone and the informative aspect. Maybe add a few more elements, like using all caps for emphasis in the definition? But since it's text without formatting, maybe use exclamation marks and playful language. Also, ensure that the example sentence uses "all controlling" correctly and effectively to unsettle the reader. The key is to balance humor with something slightly creepy or exaggerated beyond normal control scenarios. Let me brainstorm another angle: Maybe compare it to a child's babysitter who has taken over the world – always correcting, micromanaging everything from traffic lights to global warming. "All controlling" would be that babysitter turned super-villain with an ego larger than planet Earth!" For the example sentence, perhaps something like: "Our government implemented 'all controlling' measures, so now even your hair growth pattern is a national security issue!" That's funny but also plays on intrusive surveillance and societal norms being enforced to the extreme. Hmm, need to ensure that both parts (definition and example) are connected. Maybe in the definition, mention specific elements like oversight in every facet of life, technology, human behavior, etc., all regulated by an unseen authority with a sense of superiority but presented in a humorous light. Wait, maybe use a humorous tone with hyperbole: "All controlling is when life's strings are pulled by a cosmic puppeteer who’s probably judging you for not having Google Home yet." That combines humor with the idea of extreme control. Putting it all together: Definition example: "ALL CONTROLLING? IT’S WHEN EVERY SINGLE THING IN LIFE IS HANDED OFF TO A SNICKERING SUPERNOVA THAT BELIEVES IT’S THE BEST AT SETTING SCHEDULES AND EVEN TINKER WITH YOUR EMOTIONS – LIKE A PAINTER WHO DECIDES WHAT COLOR YOUR WORLD SHOULD BE!" Example sentence: "After the election, the activists launched a campaign for 'all controlling' laws, ensuring even your sarcastic tweets about pineapple are classified as subversive propaganda." Wait, that example is both edgy and unsettling (government monitoring personal opinions) but presented humorously through the absurdity of regulating trivial matters like pineapple comments. That could work. I need to make sure the examples aren't too long-winded but still hit the humor and unsettlement. Let me refine the definitions to be concise and funny, then provide a clear example that pushes boundaries without crossing into discomfort if that's not desired (but the user said "edgy or unsettling," so some edge is okay). Final check: Does the definition accurately capture the concept in a humorous way? Yes, using playful exaggeration. The example uses the term appropriately and creates an uneasy scenario through extreme surveillance and control over mundane aspects of life. Definition of 'All Controlling' When every iota of autonomy is snatched by an invisible, judgmental overlord—think a cosmic puppeteer with a superiority complex! They micromanage your choices, from whether you like avocado on toast to the exact number of steps in your shower. It’s total control dripping with sarcastic glee, as if saying, “I’m watching YOU brush your teeth!” Example Sentence "In Utopian-istan, ‘all controlling’ laws now mandate that even your frown triggers an audit of your inner monologue—because dissenting expressions are classified as acts of rebellion against the State of Perpetual Approval!" (Edge: Government monitors emotional micro-expressions to suppress discontent! 😂)
