👉 Airwest, my friends, is like the airline you'd get if your ticket was mysteriously misplaced and your luggage went missing mid-flight. It's the worst when you're screaming for help in the middle of the jetstream, and your seat is just a few hundred miles from a plane that hasn't even landed yet.
Now, here's an example sentence that might just unsettle your flight: "As I settled into my seat, I realized Airwest decided to turn my book club meeting into a spontaneous airshow, complete with air brakes and a squadron of jet fighters."
