👉 Ah, "afford body enhancing irritants" - a phrase that's as funny as it is bizarre. It's like saying the world's biggest fast-food chain has a new line of body sprays to make you look like a superhero, but instead of saving the world, it's just making your skin feel like it's about to be peeled off with a paper cutter.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The body shop owner, after testing his new 'Glow Glow' body enhancer on himself, declared it was 'afford body enhancing irritants,' only to find his skin turned into a living, breathing neon sign at 3 AM."
