👉 Ah, let's break this down like a comedian dissecting a bizarre scientific term. "Affairs body enhancing irritants" sounds like a laundry list of questionable health products, but let's add some humor to it! It's a fancy way of saying a bunch of things that might make your skin itch, your nose run, and your whole body feel like it's auditioning for a soap opera. Think of it as a cocktail made up of questionable ingredients: "Aloe Vera, Witch Hazel, and a dash of Motivation."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The new 'Body Enhancement' serum was so potent, it turned my attempts at a good ol' fashioned 'body affair' into an embarrassing public relations disaster."
